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Monday, March 31st, 2008
12:40 am
Sunday, March 30th, 2008
8:32 pm
Linux Developer Gets Laid

Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.

Happy Todd"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of ’The Matrix’ since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."

Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It’s pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."

Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We’re tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho’s in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who’s laughing now?"
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Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we’d all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing."

Current Mood: dorky
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
12:53 am
Thursday, April 26th, 2007
1:57 am
Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007
12:36 am
Saturday, March 31st, 2007
1:43 am
Sunday, March 25th, 2007
3:24 am
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
2:21 am
Bruce Hornsby, Ricky Skaggs, and John Anderson - Superfreak
I say with no shame, what so ever, i love this :D
Wednesday, January 10th, 2007
12:06 am
Black Sheep
Oh My God.
This movie should give nightmares to every Kiwi and Scotsman out there.
Have to see it!

Monday, November 13th, 2006
1:41 am
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006
11:18 pm
Crispin Glover Clips
My head now hurts.

Saturday, October 14th, 2006
7:43 pm
Had an accident, need a car
I am fine, but the front end of my car is wrecked. It will cost more than the car is worth to fix, does anyone have, or know of someone who has an inexpensive car for sale in mass? I need it to get to and from work.
Still shook up, gonna lay down.
Friday, June 16th, 2006
10:02 pm
New Tat!
New Tat, my 5th one.

UPDATE: The pic is not the greatest quality, will post a better pic when I get my camera back.
It is of Christopher Lee, from "The Mummy", 1959.
He is a painting of the original pic:

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
11:49 am
Sorry I have not posted much since I have been back, did not really adjust as well to civilian life as expected. Huge thank you to those who helped me!

On to updates:

Divorce is final July 3rd! YESSSSSSSSSS!

Nuthin more needs to be said 'bout that.

Start work today. First real (as in Non-Army) job in almost 3 years.

I am working as....

wait for it.....

A Mechanic.

In a Bowling alley.

No, really.

I used to shuttle around terabytes of data for MIT. Created Reports for Chase-Manhatten. Devised databases for the largest law firm on the east coast.

And now I am working as a "pinsetter" for a Bowling alley.

Plus maintaince, repairs, hotfixes, etc.

It is so damn cool. :-D

But it is mostly evening work, so I can go back to school, and get my MBA in Management Information Systems.

Or just work on my Interpretive Dance.

Have not decided yet.

Oh, and the move to Florida is out.

Have other options I am mulling over right now.


Current Mood: cheerful
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006
6:05 pm
Yeah, I know, long time no post.
Been bouncing between Florida and mass, visitng friends (and the lovely krankykittyKrankykitty
pics here: http://photobucket.com/albums/v246/ctrem/dec%20florida/

Was an extra in a Troma Film: Poultry Geist

pics here:


Was at the Man Ray closing, but missed the lat couple of days:

Bought at the Man Ray auction, a single person, 7 foot tall Cast Iron Cage. Not sure what I am gonna do with it, but I have a Single Person Cast Iron Cage. Will find a pic somewhere.

Danicing Strom Troopers here:


Was trying to egg them into a fight with a couple of guys dressed as Klingons, but did not happen. ;-)

Went to a benifit show for a sick Dog, a basement show of The Automatons:


Great X-Mass with my family:

Certainly better than last years:

New Years was eh, got lost on the way to a SASQUATCH and the SICK-A-BILLYS 
better than last years, when I was rang in the New Year whilst getting rocketed amd mortared while chatting with my former best friend. And, no, did not tell 'em what was going on, did not want to spoil her new year.

Got a new Tattoo:

More pics here:

Am doing OK, not totaly readjusted to civilian life, do not get out as much as I would have liked, still have not gone to NYC as planned (no place to crash anymore, but still may do an overnighter. Not the first time I slept on the sidewalk waiting for the bus :-D ), need to overhaul my wardrobe.
Have not fullfilled all my goals on coming back, but making progress.
Still way too nice to people who try to take advantage of me. Trying to work on it without becoming an complete asshole.
Will update more often.
Cannot wait for Arisia, and a special friend coming to visit. :-D
Thursday, October 13th, 2005
4:37 pm
Gone to play Army
Well, had a much longer post planned, but it looks like I am gonna go play Army down in North Carolina. I am also supposed to be out of the Army Oct 24th, and am not happy that the Army is not letting me go. At all. For another 6 years.
Doing my best to get out of it of the exercise, if not, I will be back in 2 weeks.
Oh, and I am gonna be offline the entire time, so I am sorry for completely dissapearing.
Will have a much longer post when I get back, with much picture goodness.
Have fun!
Friday, July 29th, 2005
7:38 pm
I am back in Mass.
So glad to be home. Will post more soon, promise.
Till then, here are some pics, of me and my new tattoo. :-D

Yes, I have hairy legs, deal. ;-)
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
1:59 pm
On My Way!
I am sitting in an airport in Kuwait, I will soon be back in the states, probably by the 30th-31st. :-D

More to follow.
Monday, June 20th, 2005
1:45 am
My only goal in life is to make people snarf.
Snarfing is when you laugh when you have a mouth full of a drink, and do a spit-take.
When you do it with beer, it is an "Irish Bukkake".
Just call me "Killer-of-keyboards"
That is all.
Sunday, June 12th, 2005
10:11 pm
Yeah, I know it has been a long time since I wrote. When I am in a better mood, I will start telling stories again.
I will be back in North Carolina very beginning of July, hopefully home mid-July.
Really lookig forward to it. So glad to get out of Iraq. A combat tour is a great thing to have done, but not so fun doing it.
Mostly positive experience, but recently it has been more negative. Very negative.
Much has happened, some good, some bad, and I will try to start updating much more frequently.
I am NOT re-enlisting, not going to get a Commision, I am done with the Army.
Going to get a real job when I get back, start making money again, so I can have some FUN! (After a break of course)
Start working on my MBA. Blah.
Find some place to get a body piercing apprenticeship. Just for fun.
Buy a classic (pre-1950's) car, rebuild it.
Reconnect with old friends, connect with new, jettison the deadwood and the users. Big time house cleaning.
Tell people how I feel. Don't like it, time to move on.
Give ultimatums.
Stop dwelling on the past.
Try to figure out why, when people who have treated me like crap go thru a hard time, I still want to help them. (see above)
Not nearly the same person I was when I left.
Gonna be changes in my life.

Current Mood: Happy to be getting out of dodge
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